If you have ever said “I can always find another one,” this shirt is for you.

Jim Wilson’s Gun Trading Support Group welcomes all who have turned fine old guns into grocery money, truck parts, questionable optics, or one especially regrettable canoe. Membership is automatic, dues are paid in remorse, and the first rule is that nobody is allowed to say what Colt Pythons used to cost.

The group motto is simple: Should’ve kept that one. Wear it until healing begins, or until you trade it for something you will also regret.